These eggs are almost indistinguishable from spider eggs.  You won’t even taste the difference!  And your party guests will never know that they haven’t been served actual spider eggs. 

"I opened the fridge after midnight. The internal lighting blinded me, but I was able to reach for the Spider Eggs. The crunchy texture was unmistakable, and comforting. It reminded me of all the spider eggs I consumed as a child. Little did I know that I was actually eating "I Can't Believe It's Not Spider Eggs" brand caviar. I didn't even know that I wasn't actually eating spider eggs. It was a very surreal experience. The eggs I consumed came from a different kind of life form. I can't say what species is was, but I surely know which ones it wasn't." - Dave T.