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"... the rats were grown to be 1/3 the size of human beings.  They are called 'The Bosavi Wooly Rat', but became known to the world as 'Ratmen'.  They sometimes kill each other in Ratman suicide bombings."

today I learnt about the coolest thing genies. The sciencist even said there real and You get them from Your mom and dad, half each. 

Are you a true genie? Will exchange Nuke for great TV show ideas.  

They are almost like people, except they don't eat any gluten, so really they're more like ants.  The lack of gluten in their bodies turns their eyes red, and their skin porcelain white.  They all dress the same, but that's just a coincidence.  It's not related to their hive-mind, they just dress the same by accident every day.  Despite their lack of gluten, you can make them do almost anything.  

Some people can go to heaven, but only Billionaires can get into Super-Heaven.  You need billions of dollars to go there.  Super-Heaven is much brighter than Regular-Heaven.  It's so bright that you can't even really see anything without squinting.  The image above is from Regular-Heaven, because cameras don't work very well in Super-Heaven.  It's too bright, and they can't focus properly.  In fact, all technology in the afterlife is very glitchy, and there is no tech support there, because if you worked in tech support, then you can not be in Heaven at the same time, because the two things are mutually exclusive.  Therefore it is very difficult to use cameras and phones after you die.  It's true, God makes an extra-special Heaven for those who die while in possession of billions of American dollars.  It's in the Super-Bible.